THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION HAS ANNOUNCED

 

The World Health Organization has announced

Dogs can’t get Covid-19, and as there’s no doubt

All the quarantined dogs can now be released

So, let’s be perfectly clear, WHO let the dogs out

SELF ISOLATION HAS BECOME A NECESSITY

 

Self Isolation has become a necessity

As there’s a pandemic on the loose

Some people find isolation frightening

But not me because I’m a recluse

I HAVE JUST HEARD THE LATEST NEWS

I have just heard the latest news

About the Pandemic, on the BBC

And I was shocked, an epidemic

Of wandering Pandas terrify me 

MY WIFE AND I HAD AN ACTIVE SEX LIFE

 

My wife and I had an active sex life

And we used to like to experiment

But those days are now long gone

As SM now means Senior Moment

FORTUNATELY YOU HAVE TWO HANDS

 

Fortunately, you have two hands

And hopefully you’ll discover,

One is for helping yourself,

And one is for helping others

ARE YOU WEARING CUSTODIAL WEAR?

 

Are you wearing custodial wear?

And that must be three days

You must stop thinking about prisons

Your mind works in Strangeways

GETTING ON # 16

 

When you are getting on in years

Make sure you are kind to your family

Because they’ll be choosing

Your nursing home eventually