72 Miles From The Sea

Tuesday, 23 May 2023

My older brother does neighbourhood watch

In his street and adjoining roads around there

But he’s not keeping the neighbourhood safe

He’s just by nature something of a voyeur

I went to the local apiary

To buy a dozen bees

But they gave me thirteen

The extra one was a freebee

There’s a new movie in production

About a bunch of Comic Art Heisters

Specifically, the work of Mike Mignola

The film is called Steal Mignolas

Credit to Selina J @OfSelina

Mum always washed my hair in Aussie beer

And at the time I wasn’t bothered

It wasn't until many years later I discovered

That I had in fact been Fostered

I bought a CD of soothing whale song

As a chill out evening was planned

But things didn’t work out that way

The CD was by a dolphin tribute band

A great mind is not easily defined

But its measurement is oft unspoken

For a great mind is like a parachute

It always works better when it’s open

But the problem on this visit

Were too many stupid questions

For example, who's blood is it?