Could Jesus have been a woman?
Well, He fed a crowd
as far as he could view
at a moment's notice
with little food
He kept trying to get
a message across To
A bunch of men who
just didn't grasp it.
So, it’s very possible
in my view
And then even when He
was dead, He had
To get up because
there was still work left to do
As to which animal cat gut comes from
I have been lied to
and seriously misled
It appears it doesn’t
come from cats
But from Sheep and
Horses instead
I grew a beard, thinking it would say
"Distinguished
Gentleman" to all
Instead, what it’s
actually saying
Is Senior Discount
seeker at the Mall
I have reached that time when
Normal life has come
to a halt
I’m at the age where I
can’t take
Anything with a pinch
of salt
I have been dating a hoarder
But she broke up with
me
Because I’m the one
thing
She can get rid of
apparently
I’ve always been an avid reader
Mystery books are my
favourite
But then every novel
is a mystery
If you never manage to
finish it
The great part about parenthood
Is naming the kids
something favorable
While not having to
add numbers
To make sure the name
was available
