Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Contrary to the
rumour, are not dead
They are in the
Australian jungle
Doing “I’m a
Celebrity” instead
Sunday, 2 April 2023
ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN # 8
I AM A REALLY TERRIBLE COOK
I am a really terrible cook
I’ve burnt everything
so far
I’m definitely not Cordon
Bleu
In fact I’m more
Cordon Noir
WHO LED THE ISRAELITES
Who led the Israelites?
On their collective
toeses
Through the
semi-permeable
Membrane? It was
Osmoses
FRED ASTAIRE WAS BELIEVED TO BE
Fred Astaire was believed to be
The greatest Dancer in
his field
But Ginger Rodgers did
the same
Only backwards and in
heels
MY IPHONE IS FROZEN
My iPhone is frozen
My Mac is deceased
My iPad misplaced
And my iPod is dead
In fact all my Apple’s
Have gone pear shaped
A STARTER FOR TEN
In our house we never watch
University Challenge
And that’s because we
are
Universally challenged
GLOB IS AN ACRONYM
GLOB is an acronym
Which may sound absurd
But not when you have
found
A Good Looking Old
Bird
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