FRED ASTAIRE WAS BELIEVED TO BE

 

Fred Astaire was believed to be

The greatest Dancer in his field

But Ginger Rodgers did the same

Only backwards and in heels

MY IPHONE IS FROZEN

 

My iPhone is frozen

My Mac is deceased

My iPad misplaced

And my iPod is dead 

In fact all my Apple’s

Have gone pear shaped

A STARTER FOR TEN

 

In our house we never watch

University Challenge

And that’s because we are

Universally challenged

GLOB IS AN ACRONYM

 

GLOB is an acronym

Which may sound absurd

But not when you have found

A Good Looking Old Bird

HE WAS GOING ON A BLIND DATE

 

He was going on a blind date

And was in a very nervous state

About meeting someone new

And was not sure what to do

What if he was out classed?   

What if she left him aghast?

 

He panicked when he saw her

Because she was even lovelier

He found after he arrived there

She began talking about a Polar Bear

And she rambled on more and more

Which she eventually apologized for

And laughed at his reaction

And explained the reason for her action

Stating they were converse makers

As Polar Bears were real ice breakers

A STRESSED-OUT MOTHER AND HER CHILD

 

A stressed-out mother and her child

Went into the fancy dress shop

Rushing around from pillar to post

Without a moments pause or stop

“Here try this one” the mother said

Grabbing a Devils suit in a whirl

Her six year old daughter retorted

“I don’t want it, I’m not an evil girl”

HE WAS HARD AS NAILS

 

He was hard as nails,

And the man terrified me

His reputation is the fact,

Supported by Testimony,

That he once jogged home

After having a vasectomy