Undermined the
mediocre choirs morale
Until the point that
shots were fired
In the gunfight at the
okay Chorale
Saturday, 1 April 2023
THE ROWDY CROWD AT THE RODEO
MY WIFE WANTED BREAST AUGMENTATION
My wife wanted breast augmentation
Because she was
completely flat
And I wanted to get an
Eagle Tattoo
So, we negotiated,
kind of, Tit for Tat
WHAT DOES A TIME TRAVELLER DO
When hunger beckons
It’s a simple enough
solution
He goes back four seconds
MY BROTHER IS A PESSIMIST # 2
My brother is a pessimist
With all his
nay-saying
And a glass half full
guy
With his
catastrophising
I WAS IN A FASHIONABLE COCKTAIL BAR
I was in a fashionable cocktail bar
And my mind began to
wander
To of all things,
strippers' names
So, I ordered a Brandy
Alexander
MY GRANDCHILDREN LIVE IN THE CITY
My grandchildren live in the city
And they seem to be
happy there
The youngest just
started at cursery
That’s where small
kids learn to swear
Friday, 31 March 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 420
Mary had a little lamb
Which she named Teagan
And it would live free
Because Mary was a
Vegan
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