MY BROTHER IS A PESSIMIST # 1

 

My brother is a pessimist

With all his nay-saying,

And a glass half full guy

With his speclionegging

WE WILL GO TO SWITZRLAND

 

We will go to Switzerland

With our Dog from Alsace

When the time comes, and

Go to the clinic, Dognitas

IN SEARCH OF THE PERFECT SOMEONE

 

I was looking for someone

To make my heart race

And my skin tingle

I searched high and low

Until I finally found her

At a Singles Mingle

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 419

 

Mary had a little lamb

And she loved that lamb a bunch

But she wasn’t sentimental

So, they ate it for Sunday lunch

ARE YOU WEARING FAIRY WINGS?

Are you wearing fairy wings?

As someone’s special surprise

I hope you’re not a good fairy

And you’re wicked in disguise 

IT WAS A SPECIAL TIME WHEN WE WED

 

It was a special time when we wed

In front of family, friend and peers

We found it a very emotional day

Even the Wedding cake was in tiers

I WAS ASKED WHO I WANTED

 

I was asked who I wanted

To celebrate my birthday

My answer was as easy as ABC

“Anyone but Chardonnay”