Showing posts with label Wedding. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wedding. Show all posts

Thursday 2 November 2023

Uncanny Tales – (073) Bridal Favours

 

The wedding, on Saturday, was a fairy tale affair at St Giles’ Church and every woman present was jealous to the core and such was Kaylyn Lawson’s popularity in the village that the Church was full to the gunwales.

St Giles’ was a pretty little Church and was made even more so by the Church ladies by the addition of flowers and dressings of appropriate finery.

The wedding party were conveyed to and from the Church in a Vintage Rolls Royce.

When Kaylyn appeared on the arm of the Lord of the Manor there was an audible gasp.

After a very moving ceremony the reception was held at the Shallowfield Lodge Hotel.

But two hours before the ceremony she was laying on her bed in a state of undress, flushed pink after some sexual exertions and said.

“That was lovely.”

“I’m glad you enjoyed it” John said as he got off the bed.

“You know that the best man is supposed to seduce the bridesmaid after the reception” she said.

“So, I believe” John said.

“So why have you just sullied the bride before the wedding?” she asked.

“Because you asked me to” he replied.

“Now you’d better put these back on” he added, handing her, her pristine white knickers.

“I’m not going to need these yet, if I ask you to sully me again” she said and dropped her panties on the floor.

Thursday 1 June 2023

IF YOU GO TO A MUSLIM WEDDING

 

If you go to a Muslim Wedding

But you can’t afford the attire

Then there is a an easy solution

Go to Mosque Bros and hire

Wednesday 26 April 2023

I WAS INVITED TO MY FRIEND’S WEDDING

 

I was invited to my friend’s wedding

Well, he used to be my friend at any rate

The wedding invite said, me +1

So, I naturally turned up an hour late

Tuesday 28 March 2023

IT WAS A SPECIAL TIME WHEN WE WED

 

It was a special time when we wed

In front of family, friend and peers

We found it a very emotional day

Even the Wedding cake was in tiers

Tuesday 23 March 2021

THE GIFT THAT JUST KEEPS GIVING

Doctors have found a type of food

Which leaves an ache

And causes grief and suffering

Years after we partake

It has now been identified

As wedding cake