72 Miles From The Sea

Monday, 13 February 2023

My son jokes about my age

His humour is very droll

He says my first driving license

Was written on a scroll

He bragged about a conquest

Of a slender, older sylph

But of course no one believed

The boy who Cried MILF!

Disney have got into porn

It had to happen of course

Beauty and the Beast is the movie

And the beast is hung like a horse

Her husband had a Woody

But that didn’t impress her

So, she went and got Buzz

Out of the drawer in her dresser

On my bed at home I have

A deluxe memory foam mattress

But it remembers I’m over sixty

Which causes me great distress

The Lord and gentleman of the house

Eloped with the under cook, Elaine

But his wife was quite sanguine, because

She could have the maid to herself again

Chemists and alchemists

Are both of feminine gender

Because one is an Ann Eliza

And the other a Charlotte Ann