AT A FANCY DRESS PARTY

 

At a fancy dress party, my mate

Went dressed as a car number plate

What a guy he’s an absolute “Ledge”

And to top it all his name is Reg

I UPSET MY GRANDDAUGHTER

 

I upset my granddaughter

When she stayed recently

I made a faux pas, as I thought

That Pepper Pig was a recipe

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 371

 

Oh, where have you been,

Billy Boy, Billy Boy?

Oh, where have you been,

Charming Billy?

It’s a rhetorical question

Billy Boy, Billy Boy

Because I know you’ve been

Chasing a filly

ARE YOU WEARING A ONESIE? # 1

 

Are you wearing a onesie?

I didn’t know you were the type

But you have surprised me

And yes, I like the tiger stripe

Well, yes, I don’t mind if I do

It’s very soft to the touch

Yes, I’d like to feel inside

Thank you so very much

MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 4

 

My son jokes about my age

He really keeps going on and on

He says that when I was at school

I was best friends with Nelson

WHY DID THE LION CROSS THE ROAD?

 

Why did the Lion cross the road?

Well not just to get to the other side

The reason he wanted to cross over

Was to get to the other pride

FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 1

 

Snow White thought

7-Up was just a drink

But meeting the dwarves

Caused her to rethink