FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 6

 

She was drinking in the forest

But she didn't want Tango to sup,

That wasn’t for Snow White,

She much preferred her 7up

FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 1

 

Snow White thought

7-Up was just a drink

But meeting the dwarves

Caused her to rethink

SNOW NOTSO-WHITE AND THE SEVEN DIRTY DWARFS

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

It's home from work we go

We all have ways to relax at night

Cokey snorts some Snow White

Creepy likes flashing in the park

Sleezy self-abuses in the dark

Gropey likes trains in rush hour

Humpy pays for girls by the hour

Lustful hangs around at the docks

And Prof comes home with the pox 

SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DAY WEEK

 

On Monday Snow White feels Sneezy

On Tuesday she’s feeling grumpy

By Wednesday she feels Dopey

And On Thursday she’s feeling Bashful

On Friday Snow White feels Happy

And On Saturday she feels Sleepy

But on Sunday when she wants a rest

Then Doc gets inside her vest

HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO

 

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

It's off to work we go

Well, we don’t exactly work at night

We just Pimp out Snow White

A SMALL STATISTIC

 

Here is a statistic

That is a bit crappy

Only one in seven dwarves

Are actually happy