ARE YOU WEARING A SLEEPSUIT?

 

Are you wearing a sleepsuit?

Well on a baby it looks cute

Even on my girlfriend it can

But not on a fifty year old man

ARE YOU WEARING A NIGHTIE?

 

Are you wearing a nightie?

Something sexy and flighty

I hope it’s a little see through

And through it I can see you

ARE YOU WEARING A ONESIE? # 1

 

Are you wearing a onesie?

I didn’t know you were the type

But you have surprised me

And yes, I like the tiger stripe

Well, yes, I don’t mind if I do

It’s very soft to the touch

Yes, I’d like to feel inside

Thank you so very much

ARE YOU WEARING PYJAMAS?

 

Are you wearing pyjamas?

And they’re Flannelette no less

I’m sure they are very comfy

But I was hoping for a nightdress

Or preferably as it is our

Wedding night, considerably less

ARE YOU WEARING A SHORTY NIGHTIE?

 

Are you wearing a Shorty nightie?

No, you don’t look at all flighty

You’re my goddess of love Aphrodite

And my desire for you is mighty

So lay back and think of blighty