CHEETAH AND LION

 

I saw a Cheetah being

Chatted up by a Lion

I thought, “He’s trying

To pull a fast one"

WHY DID THE LION CROSS THE ROAD?

 

Why did the Lion cross the road?

Well not just to get to the other side

The reason he wanted to cross over

Was to get to the other pride

IF YOU SEE A MAN RUNNING FROM A LION

 

If you see a man running from a Lion

Run like hell, run as fast as you can

But you don’t need to out run the Lion

You just need to run faster than the man