I CAN’T COUNT TO TEN IN FRENCH

 

I can’t count to ten in French

It’s impossible for me

I can only count to seven

Because I have a huit allergy

JOLLY

 

To be politically correct

We must call fat people, jolly

And the really fat people

Have to be called morbidly jolly

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 364

 

King and Queen of Cantelon,

How many miles to Babylon?

Well that would depend upon

Where you are starting from

ARE YOU WEARING ODD SOCKS? # 3

 

Are you wearing odd socks?

Well, it’s not quirky or hipster

And I don’t think it was your intent

I think you must have dementia

SO IF IT IS CORRECT THAT ONE # 2

 

So, if it is correct that

One may be “that”

And multiples would be those

Yet the singular cat

Would in the plural

Be cats and never cose

IT IS A SAD FACT OF LIFE THAT IF # 3

 

It is a sad fact of life that if

Times are going well

You have overlooked something

And it will all go to hell

A CHICKEN AT THE MOVIES

 

A chicken at the movies

Made the whole theatre look

So, the manager asked

“Why are you here chook?”

The chicken replied,

“Well, because I liked the book”