Contrary to a belief
I’ve
held for a while
Nuance
isn’t actually
French
for paedophile
Contrary to a belief
I’ve
held for a while
Nuance
isn’t actually
French
for paedophile
In the English language,
In my view
The longest sentence
Is clearly, I do
The English language
Can be quite absurd
i.e. why is
abbreviation
I'm rubbish with names
I can’t help it a bit
It’s a proper
condition
There's a name for
it...
I can’t count to ten in French
It’s impossible for me
I can only count to
seven
Because I have a huit allergy
He asked me a question
In the most cryptic of
ways
Does your mouth bleed?
Every twenty-eight
days?
And I didn’t recognise
it
As an insult for
several days