21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 352

 

Three wise men of Gotham

This is something of a choker

When it turns out that they are

Penguin, Riddler and the joker

WHINGING HOLIDAY MAKERS # 6

 

We went all-inclusive and booked

A day out to a water park, with flumes

But no-one thought to tell us we needed

To take our own swimming costumes

WHY DID THE ADULTERER CROSS THE ROAD?

 

Why did the adulterer cross the road?

Well not just to get to the other side

The reason he wanted to cross over

Was so he could get to another man’s bride

ARE YOU WEARING SEVEN INCH HEELS?

 

Are you wearing seven-inch heels?

As you’re tottering down the street

But don’t you feel silly standing

Six foot two in your stocking feet

A DOCTOR POINTED OUT

 

A Doctor pointed out a piece of lettuce

That protruded from the patient’s ear

And added that it might be serious

As it could be the tip of the iceberg

BREAK A LEG

 

Telling actors to “Break a leg”

Is a tradition from long past

And the reason for it is this

Actors like to be in a good cast

WEEDS AND FLOWERS

 

The difference between

Weeds and flowers

Is without a doubt

That the garden weeds

Are the most difficult

By far to pull out