WHEN I SAW MY WIFE’S BOTOX BILL

 

When I saw my wife’s Botox bill

I couldn’t believe my eyes

I pointed it out to my wife

But she didn’t look surprised

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 339

 

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,

Catch a tiger by the toe,

If he hollers, don’t let him go,

And if you do run like hell

DINKY IS AN ACRONYM

 

DINKY is an acronym for

“Double income no kits yet”

And Dinky’s are really as

Smug as it’s possible to get

WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 5

We flew to the West Indies

It took nine hours to get there

It took the Americans three hours

This seems very unfair

ARE YOU WEARING CAMI-KNICKERS?

 

Are you wearing Cami-knickers?

Well might I ask the reason why?

Now they’re deliciously sexy things

Though not really appropriate on a guy

THE PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHER ASKED

The primary school teacher asked

Name something, we have today Ellie

That we didn’t have ten years ago

Ellie replied immediately, “Me” 

ON THE WARD FOR UNWELL BOYS

 

On the ward for unwell boys

There were a selection of toys

Operation was the particular game

That Tom asked for by name

But Sister said without hesitation

“There’s a waiting list for operation”