You can train animals to do anything
I don’t know where it
will stop
We have a Pole dancing
sheep
In the window of the
kebab shop
Friday, 6 January 2023
YOU CAN TRAIN ANIMALS TO DO ANYTHING
HOPE SITS PATIENTLY
Hope sits patiently
Upon its primordial
throne
A reassuring constant,
In a sea of change
Always there
Available to all
Like a beacon in the
dark
To lost souls at sea
Pure unremitting Hope
An unquenchable thirst
An unsatisfied
yearning
An unscratchable itch
There for everyone
When all else fails
Hope waits for us all
Sitting patiently
Upon its primordial
throne
Since time immemorial
And until the end of
time
ARE YOU WEARING A STICK ON TATTOO?
Are you wearing a stick-on tattoo?
Is that really the
best you could do?
What? You were too
scared to get proper ink?
What will the rest of
the chapter think?
IT’S TEN YEARS, ALMOST TO THE DAY
Its ten years, almost to the day
Since I decided to marry
my wife
And marrying her was
the last
Decision I made in my life
Thursday, 5 January 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 335
Old Mother Goose,
When she wanted to
wander,
Hitched up her dress
And let the men have a
gander.
WASP IS AN ACRONYM
WASP is an acronym for
"White
Anglo-Saxon Protestant"
The target demographic
for UKIP
And Nigel Farage has
their scent
WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 2
We went on holiday to Spain
The taxi drivers were
a nightmare
All of them were
Spanish
Now how can that be
fair?
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