THE HEAD OF GLOBAL SALES

 

The head of global sales

Bought a new kitten today

And when he took it home

He took it to the litter tray

And then he said “let’s not

Think outside the box, ok”

WE WENT TO THE LOCAL MULTIPLEX

 

We went to the local Multiplex

To watch a film called “Anticlimax”

I would have left early if I could

Although the first part was good

MY GIRLFRIEND PASSED OUT

 

My girlfriend passed out

On the “merry go round”

But she’s alright now, as

What goes around comes around

MY UNCLE’S FAVOURITE TREAT

 

My uncle’s favourite treat

Is Millionaire’s shortbread

But since he won the lottery

He just calls it shortbread

ARE YOU WEARING A PUSH UP BRA?

 

Are you wearing a push up bra?

Well, I think you’ve pushed them up too far

I’m not sure where they should begin

But they shouldn’t be under your chin

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 333

 

Polly put the kettle on,

Polly put the kettle on,

Polly put the kettle on,

We'll all make meth

 

PC’s take it off again,

PC’s take it off again,

PC’s take it off again,

We're all going away

CRAFT IS AN ACRONYM

CRAFT is an acronym for

“Can’t remember a fucking thing”

And it’s an Acronym for

“Can’t remember a fucking thing”