MY UNCLE’S FAVOURITE TREAT

 

My uncle’s favourite treat

Is Millionaire’s shortbread

But since he won the lottery

He just calls it shortbread

LUCKY LOTTO

Despite winning twenty million pounds

My feet are still firmly on the ground

So, I am the same despite my good news

But I am wearing much better shoes

RICH BITCH

This life can really be an awful bitch

Which is why I would rather be rich

There are Some people who get so rich

People who find themselves so wealthy

That they lose all respect for humanity

And that's just how rich I want to be.

IT’S A LOTTERY

 

When I win the jackpot on the lottery

I have a plan, and this is what I suggest

I will spend half on wine women and song

At least and then I’ll just waste the rest

I WON’T LET IT CHANGE MY LIFE

 

It will surely change my life

On the day I win the lottery

People who say it will not are

People of whom to be wary

 

It will surely change my life

On the day I chose to pick it

If it doesn’t change your life

Why bother buying a ticket