THE JURY FOREMAN CLEARLY ANNOUNCED

 

The jury foreman clearly announced

To the court "Not guilty of robbery"

The defendant asked his solicitor

"Does that mean I can keep the money?"

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 280

 

This is the way the farmers ride

Hobbledy-hoy!

Hobbledy-hoy!

This is the way the farmers ride

Get off my land you rambling bastards

ARE YOU WEARING TINSEL IN YOUR HAIR?

 

Are you wearing tinsel in your hair?

Sitting atop your golden curls

You look so very angelic to me

A jewel more precious than pearls

But looks can be deceiving

Angel with the golden curls

And later on, I might well discover

You’re one of the naughty girls

WE HAVE LOVED EGGS # 3

 

We have loved eggs

Since we were children

Cackle Berries my dad

Used to call them

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS

 

When life gives you lemons

Making lemonade is the trick

When life gives you melons

You’re probably dyslexic

MY SHADOW WATCHES ME AS I WORK

 

My shadow watches me as I work

And I am thankful for its easy company

Because it means I’m in the sunshine

And it is a constant reminder to me

DON’T THINK EXTRA TERRESTRIAL

 

Don’t think Extra Terrestrial

When this question begs

What is ET short for?

It’s because he's only got little legs