WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS

 

When life gives you lemons

Making lemonade is the trick

When life gives you melons

You’re probably dyslexic

LIGHT ON HIS FETE

 

My brother is dyslexic,

Which is a bit of a trial

And I also think he’s gay

But he’s still in Daniel

THE ASTI

 

I think I am no ordinary man

Which begins my monologue

I am Dyslexic and an Atheist

But to complete my catalogue

Now I am an Insomniac as well

And I no longer sleep like a log

Instead, I now lie awake at night

Wondering if there really is a Dog