You have thirty pairs
Of shoes, more or less
And standing in the
room
In obvious distress
Won’t make me choose
No matter how much you
press
The appropriate pair
To go with that dress
Thursday, 20 October 2022
YOU HAVE THIRTY PAIRS
MY WIFE AND I ARE SEPARATED
My wife and I are separated
And the reason why we
parted
She started all
conversations
After the programs had
started
NUMBERS OF TORTOISES AND TERRAPINS
Numbers of Tortoises and Terrapins
In the wild are
falling faster and faster
Biologists and
Environmentalists
THE RECRUITMENT CONSULTANT ASKED ME
The recruitment consultant asked me
“What do you think of
voluntary work”?
“To be honest with you
I wouldn't do it
If you paid me” I replied
with a smirk
NO MATTER WHAT LIFE THROWS YOUR WAY
No matter what life throws your way
The future is the cure
for all sorrow
And nicest thing about
the future is
Wednesday, 19 October 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 266
If St Paul's day
Be fair and clear
Then Wimbledon
Will be good this year
And strawberries will
Sell well my dear
St Paul's day (June 29th)
ARE YOU WEARING A HAIRNET?
Are you wearing a hairnet?
You work at a baker’s
shop I bet
I have a favourite
Bakery
Where I find my
favourite pastry
I particularly love
baps and buns
The baker’s daughter
has nice ones
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