Bimbette got locked out of her car
In the pouring rain
She had forgotten her
keys
So went back in the
house again
When she got in the
car
She started to frown
The seats were soaked
Because the roof had
been down
Wednesday, 12 October 2022
BIMBETTE AND THE CAR POOL
SCIENTIST’S WERE EVER TO ACHIEVE SUCCESS
If scientists were ever to achieve success
In a cross breeding in
which they would exult,
Between a rabbit’s
foot and some poison ivy
Tuesday, 11 October 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 258
Bunnies are brown,
Bunnies are white,
Bunnies at Easter
ARE YOU WEARING A TEN GALLON HAT?
Are you wearing a ten-gallon hat?
Well, no there’s
nothing wrong with that
And after all it does
have to be said
ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN WAISTCOAT?
Are you wearing a Halloween waistcoat?
Oh, I like the way the
buttons glow
And the whole thing
luminesces
It really is very
Edgar Allan Poe
FOGHORN LEGHORN’S COOP
Have you ever wondered why?
A chicken coop has two
doors?
Because it would
obviously be
A chicken Sedan if it
had four
I’M SORRY I CAN'T BE YOUR VALENTINE
I’m sorry I can't be your valentine
I’m dumping you double
quick
It’s on medical
grounds in truth
Because you just make
me sick
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