SCIENTIST’S WERE EVER TO ACHIEVE SUCCESS

If scientists were ever to achieve success

In a cross breeding in which they would exult,

Between a rabbit’s foot and some poison ivy

Then a rash of good luck would be the result

NO! YOU DON'T IRON FOUR LEAF CLOVERS

 

No! You don't iron four leaf clovers

That something you must never do

Because let’s be honest you don’t

Want to go pressing your luck do you

HOW MANY YEARS BAD LUCK

 

How many years bad luck

Would upon you fall?

If you were clumsy enough

To break a mirror ball