NO! YOU DON'T IRON FOUR LEAF CLOVERS

 

No! You don't iron four leaf clovers

That something you must never do

Because let’s be honest you don’t

Want to go pressing your luck do you

MY WIFE HAS PUT ME ON A VERY STRICT DIET

 

My wife has put me on a very strict diet

And eating before bed has been discouraged

But if we weren’t meant to have midnight snacks

Then why is there a light on in the fridge

IF YOU WERE TO TRAIN QUASIMODO

If you were to train Quasimodo

For an American footballer game

The result of training would be

The Halfback of Notre Dame

THE COLDEST COUNTRY ON EARTH

 

The coldest country on earth

Is not Lapland? Isn’t that silly

It’s a place that make you shiver

But nothing at all like Chile

THE CHILDREN LIKE TO SING

 

The children like to sing

In the family broom, broom

Anything and everything

The kids call them cartoons

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 257

 Mr Bunny, Mr Bunny,

Won't you stop, stop, stop?

"No," said Mr Bunny,

I must hop, hop, hop.

So, I shot the little bastard

ARE YOU WEARING A SHORTY NIGHTIE?

 

Are you wearing a Shorty nightie?

No, you don’t look at all flighty

You’re my goddess of love Aphrodite

And my desire for you is mighty

So lay back and think of blighty