I have a problem with Hedgehogs
I know it’s a strange
thing to allege
I just find it hard to
understand
Why can’t they just
share the hedge?
Sunday, 9 October 2022
I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH HEDGEHOGS
THE VET SAID
The vet said “Your Pekinese will keep vomiting,
But it’s your choice
To continue to keep
talking to the creature
In that stupid gooey
voice”
Saturday, 8 October 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 255
The Easter Bunny's feet
Go hop, hop, hop.
I want to eat the bunny
I can’t stop, stop,
stop.
So, I chase him with
an axe
Going chop, chop,
chop.
ARE YOU WEARING A GRIN?
Are you wearing a grin?
Oh, you’re playing
stupid agin
And why not you do
always win
ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN DRESS?
Are you wearing a Halloween Dress?
Well, it’s really just
a black shapeless thing
But I suppose it’s all
right as it goes
MY OPTICIAN HAS A GIFT FOR STATING THE OBVIOUS
My optician has a gift for stating the obvious
Either that or he’s
not very bright
After the eye test he
declared forthrightly
“Mr Hooper your left
eye isn’t right”
THE EYE TEST WENT ON FOR AN AGE
The eye test went on for an age
In fact, it was something
of an ordeal
“Your right eye isn’t
right” he said
Well, I can tell you
that was surreal
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