Mary had a little lamb
And how sweet the lamb
looks
Then the midwife said
“Well, that’s one for
the textbooks”
Wednesday, 5 October 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 252
ARE YOU WEARING SUNNIES?
Are you wearing sunnie’s?
Oh, dear you do look
funny
I almost didn’t
recognize you honey
You’re spending the
week incognito?
Oh, how lovely I’ve
always wanted to go
But no one recognizes
you though
ARE YOU WEARING TOE OF NEWT?
Are you wearing toe of newt?
Is it part of a witchy
spell?
Is it the witchy
version of GHB?
I’m so smitten I
cannot tell
LOVE BITTEN HALLOWEEN
From the first moment
On that memorable
first day
When I laid eyes on
the Wiccan
All that I can say
Is that I was left as
helpless
As a vampire with
tooth decay
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE CLAPPED OUT
You know when you are clapped out
And not vital any more
When the doc tells you
To slow down instead
of the law
ARE SAFARI PARKS DISCRIMINATORY?
Are Safari parks discriminatory?
Yes, they most
certainly are
Because they make no
attempt
To accommodate those
without a car
THE TEMPERATURE OF SEX
An old man was at the doctors
“I have a question you
may think silly
Well after my wife and
I have sex,
I'm usually cold and
chilly
But then, after the
second time
I'm usually hot and
sweaty"
The doc replied “Well
that is strange
Let’s discuss it with
Betty”
The doctor repeated
the tale
And she replied with
disgust
"The first time
is in January
And the second is in
August"
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