ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN HAT?

Are you wearing a Halloween Hat?

Sitting so perfectly on your head

A gruesome little tit for tat

With fangs dripping crimson red

LOVE BITTEN HALLOWEEN

 

From the first moment

On that memorable first day

When I laid eyes on the Wiccan

All that I can say

Is that I was left as helpless

As a vampire with tooth decay

I WAS STOOD AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT

 

I was stood at the bar last night

When a vampire gave me a fright

As I fully expected him to take a bite

But instead he ordered a blood light

DRACULA,DRACULA,NOSFERATU AND VLAD

 

A lawyer is not unlike a Vampire

Though that’s not exactly right

For any self-respecting Vampire

Will only suck blood at night