Are you wearing protection?
It may have been a
wise selection
Not that I’m some kind
of Lolita
It’s just that I’m a
messy eater
Sunday, 2 October 2022
ARE YOU WEARING PROTECTION?
DR WHO IS VERY, VERY OLD
Dr Who is very, very old
Even for a time
traveller
And I think he is also
Suffering from Dimensia
CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION
Crime Scene Investigation
Better known as CSI
Has been on the air so
long
It should be renamed
RSI
MY COUSIN IS A LOOKALIKE
My cousin is a lookalike,
He’s a dead ringer
For Prince Harry Wales
He’s a Doppelginger
TOFU GATEAUX
For my birthday my kids
Bought me a Tofu
Gateaux
Which was as much use
to me
As a slinky in a
bungalow
POLITICIANS PRETEND
Politicians pretend to
Represent the people
But in reality, they
See us merely as Sheople
DON’T REST UPON YOUR LAURELS
Don’t rest upon your laurels
Once you’ve reached top
Because someone on the ladder
Is just waiting for you to drop
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