Roses are red
Apples are fruity
Show us your tatt
I bet it’s a beauty.
Tuesday, 20 September 2022
Monday, 19 September 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 236
To market, to market, a gallop a trot,
To buy some meat to put in the pot;
Make sure its meat don’t let them con you
I won’t be
impressed if you come home with tofu
ARE YOU WEARING THAT FACE FOR A BET?
Are you wearing that face for a bet?
Cheer up let’s
have a ball
Come on
just one little smile
Start with
something quite small
Great you have
no sense of humor
So probably
no sense at all
MY GRANDDAD WAS WONDERFUL
My Granddad was wonderful
He always
smiled and never frowned
He’d always
have a treat for me
A MAN WALKED INTO A CROWDED BAR
A man walked into a crowded bar
With a
loaded gun and shouted
"Who’s
been shagging my sister?”
In case his
intent was doubted
He raised
the gun and took aim
And fired
the gun to demonstrate
A lone
voice shouted from the back
DON’T SEE GROWING OLD AS A NEGATIVE
Don’t see growing old as a negative
Ageing is
like fine wine so
It gets better
with age,
But you’ve
got some way to go
MY SON HAD A EUREKA MOMENT
My son had a eureka moment
And I was
quite impressed
He discovered
that the volume knob
Could also
turn to the left
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