THE PROBLEM WITH LYING ABOUT YOUR AGE

The problem with lying about your age

It’s not the deception you deplore

It’s when they all believe you and

You regret not knocking off some more

THE BIG FIVE ZERO # 2

 

At the age of fifty you're officially

Over the hill, but worse than that

You are partway down the other side

Sorry if that leaves you flat

ONLY LIE ABOUT YOUR AGE

 

Only lie about your age,

In the event of an emergency

For example, when you are asked

How old you are sweetie

AT MY ADVANCED AGE

 

At my advanced age

I've seen it all

I've heard it all

And I’ve done it all

The only problem is

I can remember bugger all

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 228

 

Pease pudding hot,

Pease pudding cold,

Pease pudding in the pot

Nine days old.

“That’s got to be past its sell by date”

ARE YOU WEARING A FACE PACK?

 

Are you wearing a face pack?

Hello it is you under there?

I know how to check, I’ll cop a feel

I’m sorry I didn’t mean to scare

That was quite a hand full

So that’s not my wife under there

URVASHI

 

Urvashi, Apsara

Of the clouds and waters

In Hindu and Buddhist mythology

A celestial nymph

And celestial maiden

A beautiful supernatural being

Youthful and elegant,

Who dances to the music

Of the Gandharvas,

In the palaces of the Gods,

Entertainer and seducer

Of Gods and men

An ethereal being

Inhabiting the skies