Saturday, 3 September 2022

SUN GOD APOLLO

 

Sun God Apollo

Roman God of light

God of prophesy

Poetry, music and healing

Son of Zeus and Leto

Twin brother of Dianna       

PLAYING "COLONEL BOGEY"

Playing "colonel bogey"

I hear the chimes call

Come get an ice cream

Come one and come all

Nothing says it quite like

"Hitler has only got one ball".

MULTITASKING MRS

 

If women are so good at Multitasking

And men’s failure to is such a crime

Why can’t my wife answer a question?

And watch Corrie at the same time

MY WIFE CAN MULTITASK

 

My wife can multitask

And here’s the reason and rhyme

She can only multitask

If she does one job at a time

THE MARRIAGE IS OVER BETWEEN KEN AND DINAH

 

The marriage is over between Ken and Dinah

She divorced him for having sex with a minor

But it was not that he practiced pedophilia

His lover was a tin miner from St Minver  

POSH AND BECKS LOOKALIKES

 

Posh and Becks lookalikes

Could be their twin

But they go by the name

Of Thick and Thin

MY DECISION TO BECOME A DOCTOR

 

My decision to become a doctor

Even though it helped me burgeon

Raised more than a few eyebrows

But then I am a plastic surgeon