I THINK IT’S PROBABLY A MYTH

 

I think it’s probably a myth

Regarding multitasking women

Like the Loch Ness Monster or

Shy retiring used car salesmen

MY WIFE SAYS I CAN’T MULTITASK

 

My wife says I can’t multitask

But she is in error it seems to me

As I can waste time, be unproductive,

And procrastinate simultaneously

MULTITASKING MRS

 

If women are so good at Multitasking

And men’s failure to is such a crime

Why can’t my wife answer a question?

And watch Corrie at the same time

MY WIFE CAN MULTITASK

 

My wife can multitask

And here’s the reason and rhyme

She can only multitask

If she does one job at a time

MULTITASKING IS A MYTH

 

Multitasking is a myth,

It doesn’t work sadly

Multitasking just means

Doing lots of things badly