72 Miles From The Sea

Monday, 29 August 2022

Little Tommy Tittlemouse

Lived in a little house;

And his missus

Made him wash the dishes

Are you wearing dreadlocks?

On you they don’t look right

Firstly, you’re not Jamaican

And secondly, you’re white

It was previously said

By a very wise man

“I don’t know

Ask a woman”

I ordered a burger and fries

Even though I know it’s all full of fat

but the girl behind the counter

Said “would you like fries with that?”

When people walk into your life

You can’t always control who

But you can control which window

You throw them threw

Life is full of people

Who “pop in” or “pop out”

But if we were meant to “pop”

We’d all live in toasters

Elaine was trying to explain to her geeky boyfriend

How she had gotten pregnant, with no luck at all

So she put it into techno speak “when I uploaded

From your hard drive you didn’t use a fire wall”