HE DIALED 999

He dialled 999 and said.

“Send an ambulance, my wife is in Labour”

“Is this her first baby?” the operator asked

“No, this is her husband, Trevor”

EXPLAINING TO A TECHNOGEEK

 

Elaine was trying to explain to her geeky boyfriend

How she had gotten pregnant, with no luck at all

So she put it into techno speak “when I uploaded

From your hard drive you didn’t use a fire wall”

ULTRA LARGE

 

At the time my wife was first pregnant

It was a very difficult time I’ll grant

It wasn’t until we went for the scan

To view the picture of baby as you can

That I realized why she was so stout

For she was pregnant without a doubt

Until that day I thought I’d endured

Because she was fat and bad tempered