SENIOR CLASSES

 

The biggest advantage

Of taking classes while in retirement

Is if you play hooky

No one is going to ring your parents

MY UNCLE JOHN IS RETIRED

 

My Uncle John is retired

He doesn’t miss work, He says

But the people he worked with

During his professional days

Of course he lies to spare them

Which is one of his ways

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 212

 

There was a little boy and a little girl,

Lived in an alley;

Says the little boy to the little girl,

"How about it Sally?"

ARE YOU WEARING IT FOR A BET?

 

Are you wearing it for a bet?

Well you haven’t won it yet

But I would have to say

You’re worth a pound each way

MULTITASKING IS A MYTH

 

Multitasking is a myth,

It doesn’t work sadly

Multitasking just means

Doing lots of things badly

SNOW NOTSO-WHITE AND THE SEVEN DIRTY DWARFS

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

It's home from work we go

We all have ways to relax at night

Cokey snorts some Snow White

Creepy likes flashing in the park

Sleezy self-abuses in the dark

Gropey likes trains in rush hour

Humpy pays for girls by the hour

Lustful hangs around at the docks

And Prof comes home with the pox 

HE WAS THROWN OUT OF A BAR

 

He was thrown out of a bar

For inappropriate behaviour

And was given a whack

 

He pointed at the sign

Which read “liquor at the front”

And “poker in the back”