NAZISM WAS LIKE A CANCER

 

Nazism was like a cancer

Spread across the continent

And when Hitler was defeated

It was not a cure, for the cancer

But merely in remission

ORIGINAL FAIRY TALES

 

Original Fairy Tales

Were not devised

To scare children

And inform them

That monsters existed

Children already knew

There were monsters

What Fairy Tales did

Was to teach children

That monsters

Could be beaten

 

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 205

 

Rub-a-dub-dub,

Three men in a Pub,

And how do you think they got there?

The butcher, the baker,

The candlestick-maker,

They can’t remember to tell the truth

And to be honest they don’t really care

ARE YOU WEARING BLACK GLOVES?

 

Are you wearing black gloves?

Oh, it’s one of your naked escapades

Just gloves and matching shoes

Well, you look like the five of spades

RED MINI

 

My dad bought a new red Mini

He had it parked up at home

With a go faster stripe down the side

And brightly polished chrome

 

It had leather seats

And the dash was polished wood

It was nineteen sixty-two

And it looked like a Mini should

MY SATNAV IS A VERY HELPFUL DEVICE

 

My Satnav is a very helpful device

But you don’t need to take its advice

Sometimes you have to give it a rest

Because it doesn’t always know best

HIS HEAD WAS SO FULL OF FILTH

 

His head was so full of filth

And dirty thoughts

Which all centred around

Getting into her shorts

And when the act was culminated,

By all reports

It was clear he wasn’t the only one

With dirty thoughts