WHEN I WAS A KID I WAS COVERED

 

When I was a kid I was covered

In chocolate cake dough

Cherries and whipped cream

Life was hard in the gateau 

WHERE HAVE ALL THE READERS GONE?

Where have all the readers gone, long time passing?

Where have all the readers gone, long time ago?

Where have all the readers gone?

UKAuthors have nicked them everyone.

Oh, when will they ever learn?

Oh, when will they ever learn? 

I FOLLOWED A CAR WITH A BUMPER STICKER

 

I followed a car with a bumper sticker

“Vets drive like an animal” Was the gist

Then I was almost run off the road

By what must have been a Gynaecologist

SMOKING ISN’T BAD FOR YOU

 

Smoking isn’t bad for you

Not in my personal view

And what I based that on

Was that it cured my bacon

AN EMPTY TANGO

 

An empty tango

Tin can

Propelled by

A careless hand

Through the window

As the car sped

Set it dancing

The tin can fandango

In balletic style

It rhythmically moves

Doing the

The litterbug Jitterbug

WHEN I IGNORED THE SATNAV

 

When I ignored the Satnav

I actually heard it scoff

And when I said “I’ll go my way”

It told me to sod off

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 199

In the merry month of May

When green leaves begin to spring,

Little lambs do skip like fairies

And lovers do couple, to do their thing