I met a beautiful girl in the park
And the sparks flew,
literally
She knocked me off my
feet
Because she used a
Taser on me
Saturday, 13 August 2022
I MET A BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE PARK
IF YOU GET AN EMAIL OR TWO
If you get an email or two
About catching Swine
Flu
From tinned cooked ham
Delete them as its
Spam
Friday, 12 August 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 198
Handy spandy Jack-a-dandy
Loves plum cake and sugar candy,
He bought some at the grocers shop
Because of the sugar rush he can’t stop
ARE YOU WEARING THAT FOR A BET?
Are you wearing that for a bet?
I can see no other
reason
To dress like a total
pratt
Unless it’s the silly
season
RED ROSE
Red rose carried no blush
She was not an English
flower
Red rose was not
prettily fragranced
She was not sweet, but
sour
Red rose though of
English genus
Was a spy for a Marxist
power
THE ROYAL CHARTER STORM
The Royal Charter storm
Which blew up out of
the Irish Sea
Takes its name from
one ship
Out of the 133 ships
Sunk on the 25 and 26
October 1859
With a further 80
damaged
And a death toll of
800
I WAS ONCE A MEDICAL STUDENT # 2
I was once a medical student
And asked to name a
major illness
Associated with
smoking cigarettes
I was wrong with
premature death
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