21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 186

 

A wise old owl

Lived in an oak

He kept to himself

And he seldom spoke

Now that’s what you want in a neighbour

ARE YOU WEARING PIXIE BOOTS?

 

Are you wearing pixie boots?

Well they really are beauties

I’ve always had a soft spot

For little woodland cuties

So let me carry you away

Like a prized piece of booty

To a woodland clearing

Where we can get really fruity

TRAFFIC COP – SERIOUS BUMMER

 

Sometimes you can talk

Your way out of a ticket

A little bit of charm

Is probably the safest bet

Humour can work as well

But avoid the obvious bummer

By not asking the cop

If he is dumb or dumber

THE IDLE RHYTHM

The idle rhythm

Of Her song

Soothes the soul

And cools like balm

The molten heat

Of raw desire

ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN # 1

 

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

Contrary to the rumour, are not dead

But are doing a Piano cabaret act

On a cruise ship instead

I’VE ENROLLED MY WIFE # 1

 

I’ve enrolled my wife

On an evening class, so that

She can learn how

To adjust the thermostat

YOU ARE TRULY MIDDLE AGED

 

You are truly middle aged

When your twilight is dawning

And you still believe you will

Feel better in the morning