Are you wearing a smirk?
I thought you’d been
to work
But you decided you
would shirk
With that good looking
clerk
Brilliant so I get to
look a berk
While you get to wear
a smirk
Wednesday, 27 July 2022
ARE YOU WEARING A SMIRK?
TRAFFIC COP – DON’T BE TOO CLEVER
Sometimes you can talk
Your way out of a
ticket
A little bit of charm
Is probably the safest
bet
Humour can work as
well
Don’t say to the men
in blue
“That's great the last
cop
HOW MANY YEARS BAD LUCK
How many years bad luck
Would upon you fall?
If you were clumsy
enough
To break a mirror ball
IF IT TASTES LIKE BUTTER
If it tastes like butter
In your sandwich
And you can spread it
Straight from the
fridge
Then you’ve probably
Had a power outage
ONE JUMP OR TWO
The only difference between
Parachuting and
prostitution
Are the number of
jump’s
Required for
qualification
MY BEST FRIEND STOLE MY WIFE
My best friend stole my wife
But I decided not to
get bitter
And got my revenge on
him
Because I let him keep
her
COMMUNICATION IS VERY IMPORTANT
Communication is very important
Especially
conversationally
So, I have a few words
for her
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