ARE YOU WEARING A THONG?

 

Are you wearing a thong?

No there’s nothing wrong

It’s just that they do so

Make you look like a sumo

BIMBETTES LOST DOG

 

Bimbette lost her dog

And she was distraught

Peaches, to cheer her up

Said I think you ought

To advertise in the paper

Just give it a whirl

So, she wrote the ad

“Come here girl”

I’M AT THE STAGE IN LIFE

 

I’m at the stage in life

When I’m sometimes forgetful

Although let’s face it

There’s a lot in life

That is better off forgotten

But as forgetful as I am

I never forget the important things

I LOOK AHEAD OF ME

 

I look ahead of me,

Across the unknown years

And I wonder:

Will I like being old?

Or even like the person

That I will become?

WHAT’S THE POINT OF BEING AN ADULT

 

What’s the point of being

An adult if, when you wish

You can’t once in a while

Behave a little childish

SETTING SAIL

 

Though you have been

A fair wind

Billowing my sails

My heart still craves

New shores

To beach my skiff upon

And it aches

For fresh new lands

Beneath my feet

So I must go

For you deserve better

And it would not

Be fair on you

If I were to settle

For my first port of call

CATCH OF THE DAY

 

With my fishing line of gold,

Hook, baited with pearls

I cast into the waters

As the ebb tide swirls

To catch myself one

Of the underwater girls

And land a pretty mermaid

With seaweed in her curls