The fourth of July in the USA
Is that nations Independence
Day
When they celebrate
with a holiday
In England we look
across the pond
At a nation of whom we
are truly fond
Indeed, we feel we
have a special bond
From when they won
their independence
We’ve watched like
anxious parents
And they’ve done quite
well since
Are you wearing flip flops?
I can’t believe you
don’t know
But the garden is
under
About four feet of
snow
I have to take so many pills
To cure my numerous
ills
And for me they go to
battle
But I’m afraid I’ll
start to rattle
One day Bimbette was having trouble
With her computer,
So she decided to try
the call center
At a time that would
suit her
"Hello how can I
help you?"
The tech support guy said
Bimbette replied to
him
“I have a problem
printing in red”
He asked, “Do you have
a colour printer”?
Then the line went
dead
On a Saturday night when I’ve had some ale
There is one thing
that delights without fail
And it’s the only
thing that will satisfy me
And that’s Donna on a
spit for all to see
On Monday he was grumpy
He was happy on
Tuesday
So, God knows what
kind
Of a dwarf he’ll be
today
I was shopping
With my wife
And we found ourselves
In the alcohol isle
But couldn’t decide
What we should get
So, we asked the man
Filling the shelf
What he would
recommend
He gave us both
A cursory glance
Before he responded
“I think Crabbies for
Madam
And for sir,
The Old Peculiar”
Cheeky git
We bought a case
Of Wine as well
