One day Bimbette was having trouble
With her computer,
So, she decided to try
the call center
At a time that would
suit her
"Hello how can I
help you?"
The tech support guy
asks
She replied, “I can’t
get my computer
To do even the
simplest tasks"
“Ok” said the tech
support guy
“What's on your
monitor now, miss?
“An elephant
my boyfriend bought me
And a kangaroo called
Kriss”
They’re putting on activities
For those whose lives
need enhancing
Well I’m hard of
hearing
And of the activities
they are advancing
Budgie jumping, parrot
shooting
And hen gliding
Might be worth chancing
But no way am I going
to have a go
I’m a crumpet man
I don’t mind
confessin’
But equally I like
Buns, baps and muffin
I was out on the lash on Saturday night
But I think it ended
in disgrace
As I woke up in a skip
next morning
With a kebab stuck to
my face
I hate automated switchboards
They are so annoyingly
slow
I wanted to book
tickets
For an Elvis act a
know
Each minute on the
phone
Was costing me dough
Then at last it said press
1
For the money, 2 for
the show
I work at the met office
And my name is Bob
I have to do the
pollen count
God it’s a difficult
job
