This is a public information message
The information is for
everyone
Kindly heed this
important warning
If you wish to heat or
cook a bun
Using the microwave
and the toaster
Simultaneously must
not be done
It could throw the
earth out of orbit
And send us crashing
into the sun
There is a pill, that I take a lot
I take it when I don’t
feel so hot
I knew the name but
then I forgot
And the nameless pill
I take a lot
Tells me I'm happy
when I'm not
They make my eyes itch
They make me sneeze
They make me cough
They make me wheeze
They make me choke
They make me seize
Give me a cure
Oh won’t you please
Free me from
These allergies
There is a pill that I have to take
For recreation the
doctor said
It’s a very special
little blue pill
And I use it to raise
up the dead
As I stood on my drive
I saw cracking little
lass
Bend over on the
footpath
Showing me her ass
My high blood pressure
Went up even more
Then my pacemaker
Opened the garage door
Pour me a Scotch Whisky
With only two drops of
water
Please can you do that
for me?
My dearest daughter
For at my age I can
hold my liquor
But I can’t hold my
water
