LILY DIED

 

Lily died as she wouldn’t give up wheat

Which was the death of her

But she didn’t have an allergy

She was killed by a Combine harvester

THE ANNUAL AFFLICTION

 

They make my eyes itch

They make me sneeze

They make me cough

They make me wheeze

They make me choke

They make me seize

Give me a cure

Oh won’t you please

Free me from

These allergies