I PICKED UP A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY

 

I picked up a bottle of Whiskey

But something was wrong with it

I didn’t know what exactly, but

I would get to the bottom of it

JUST A DASH

 

Pour me a Scotch Whisky

With only two drops of water

Please can you do that for me?

My dearest daughter

For at my age I can hold my liquor

But I can’t hold my water