They want me to adopt a wild cat
Which is quite absurd
Where on earth am I
going to keep
A fully-grown Leopard?
Thursday, 30 June 2022
Wednesday, 29 June 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 154
I love sixpence, jolly, jolly, sixpence,
I love sixpence as my life.
Well I don’t actually because it’s only worth 2 ½ p
And what can you buy
with that?
ARE YOU WEARING MAKE UP?
Are you wearing make up?
You don’t usually wear
a scrap
Well, you look
prettier than ever
Are you going to meet
a chap?
You’re not meeting a
beau?
What, no one has set
their cap?
But there is someone
you like
Someone you’d like to
entrap
Well, whoever he might
be
He is definitely a
lucky chap
Too be caught by one
as lovely as you
In sweet loves tender
trap
My you have a glint in
your eye
Why are you climbing
on my lap?
What are you doing to
my ear?
Should we just slow
down perhaps
It’s hard to
concentrate when you do that
So please let me just
recap
Am I right in assuming
by your behaviour?
That I’m the lucky
chap
WEST OF KINTYRE # 3
On the Mull of Kintyre
I stood atop the steep
cliffs
On a day so crisp and clear
And looked out towards
the west
Where it was possible
to make out
Malin Head in Donegal
WHEN I LIVED IN MELBOURNE
When I lived in Melbourne
I often used to wonder
Why the Local Area
Network
Wasn’t called The LAN
down under
COULD I TRY ON THAT PRETTY DRESS
"Could I try on that pretty dress
In the window?" she
asked him
He replied "well
I would prefer
That you used a
cubicle madam"
OPULENCE
He was opulence itself
With his lavish
display
Of wealth and
affluence
By means quite ample,
His riches clearly
abundant
To put it another way
And to use the vernacular
He was totally Minted
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