21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 127

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall

But Humpty Dumpty couldn’t fall

Because he had to wear a safety harness

ARE YOU WEARING SOMETHING OLD?

 

Are you wearing something old?

A family heirloom lovingly handed down

Something of great personal sentiment

Pinned to your beautiful wedding gown

CALL CENTER MODE EVEN MORE

 

One day Bimbette was having trouble

With her computer,

So, she decided to try the call center

At a time that would suit her

 

"Hello how can I help you?"

Said the tech support guy

“I’m trying to write my first email”

Was Bimbettes reply

 

“Ok?” Said the tech support guy

“Well, I have the 'a' in the address ok

But I can’t get the circle around it

And I’ve been trying all day”

OCTOGENARIAN CUDDLE

 

Eighty-year-old Ada

Said to husband Hugh

Cuddle up to me

Like you used to do

 

So, he did, and she said

“That’s lovely dear”

Then she said to him

“Now nibble my ear”

 

And he got out of bed

"Where are you goin’?"

She asked her husband

"To put me teeth back in!"

ON THE TITANIC

The most popular drink on the Titanic

Was not served with a lemon slice

Nor with an olive or a soda splash

It was simply served with lots of ice 

ON THE CONCORDIA

 

The most popular drink on the Concordia

As it was approaching the docks

You might be surprised to know

Was served on the rocks

THERE’S LIFE IN THIS OLD DOG YET

 

There’s life in this old dog yet

I don’t even think about my age

Once a week me and my friends

Go out and paint the town beige